If every day were this day.
April 7, 2010
“Liar.”
“You wish I was lying.”
“I do not wish, I know.”
“Damn. You’re right.”
“I generally am.”
“Liar.”
“You wish I was lying.”
“I don’t wish, I know.”
“Well I have decided to sleep with my anthropology professor.”
“Why?”
“He looks like Hugh Laurie.”
“You really do have good taste.”
“Thank you.”
“Are you going to tell him about your criminal record?”
“No.”
“Good plan.”
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